Green Peace

I fucking hate green peace. Who the HELL do they think they are preaching about saving the whales when there are so many other important things to whine about. Like... ...I don't know, anything.

Dog Shit

If you're going to take your dog out for a walk, you better fucking clean up after him. I don't want to start my day by stepping out of the house and into your dogs fucking SHIT!!!

Cell Phones

Regardless of what you think, I don't give a fuck about your conversation. I don"t want to listen to you babble on like no one else is around. I don"t want to hear it. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IT!

Old Guys with Young Girls

I don't understand it. Why the hell do young gorgeous girls date old prunes? I don't care how much money they have, at the end of the day when they want to bump uglies, there's no getting past that. They're OLD and wrinkled.

Meter Maids

Meter maids, need I say more?

Talking in the Movie Theaters

When I pay to see a movie, I like to get pulled into the story. I can't do that when the jackass in front of me a giving a play by play of what he thinks is going to happen next. If you're going to be a critic, don"t do it on my fucking dollar.